fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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