oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
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YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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