these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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