If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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