My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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