hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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