why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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