i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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