Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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