Hey man sorry I got all grabby
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
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His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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