Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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