I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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