Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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