i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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