oh god the rape fog is back!
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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