shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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