We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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