Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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