It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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