Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Just invented taco cereal.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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