My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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