My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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