not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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