lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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