Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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