this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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