hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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