What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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