I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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