i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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