last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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