Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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