I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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