There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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