I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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