i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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