My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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