Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
is that a dick in a sweater?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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