After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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