Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
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The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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