NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
