Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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