so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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