writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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