My hair reeks of homosexuality.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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