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(980): View more from North Carolina

How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.

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(360): View more from Washington

We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.

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(518): View more from New York

I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex

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(587): View more from Alberta

You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad

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(801): View more from Utah

So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.

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