There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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