I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
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he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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