Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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