I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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