i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
