As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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