I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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