Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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