Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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